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Joke of the Day
"Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody."
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"""Mum! Dad's got his cock in the biscuit barrel!"" ""Don't worry, he's just fucking crackers."""
"How can you tell if your wife left you? You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!"
"I graduated in zooscatology. ""BULLSHIT!"""
"when someone says 'your flys down' it implies that 1) i have a fly and 2) hes having a bad day"
"Did you hear about the clown who refined iron? He smelt funny"
"[hardware store] Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff Wife: Fine Clerk: Can I help you? Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails"
"Donald Trump is Boycotting Oreos Deez Nuts lives on a farm eatin all healthy. Donald Trump has reportedly boycotted Oreos. Guess you could say Deez Nuts is rubbing off on him."
"Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University. They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3."
"Why didn't the hipster have HIV? He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool."