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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to go to the other side."
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"What do you say to a Female comedian who has just had a miscarriage? ""You should work on your delivery""."
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"Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Do you have a banana in your ear? I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear."
"Did you hear about the farmer who fell in love with his cows milk? It was his significant udder"
"OH: If you ever want to call a family meeting, just turn off the WiFi router and wait in the room where it's located."
"What do British nuclear engineers eat? Fission chips."
"Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?"