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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my milk... White, with 2% fat."

"Met a girl recently. Her ex was named terry. Made a bad joke and just like the Oregon Trail my game died from dysentery."

"Childless people wondering what it's like to have some kiddos? Make a lovely healthy breakfast. Take it and throw it all over the floor."

"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."

"Who is Monica Lewinsky's Favorite NFL Football Player? Clinton-Dix"

"What does a cat say when you tread on its tail? ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold..."

"LOL What is Charlie Sheens middle name? Washingma Charlie Washingma Sheen"

"Tigers blood gave Charlie Sheen HIV"

"In honor of National Limerick day (U.S.) There once was a man from Nantucket Who had a cock so big he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a pussy I'd fuck it"

"What's the difference between PHP and PCP? One makes you: * feel numb * see things that aren't there * panicked and paranoid * feel loss of control over your actions. The other is a synthetic drug."