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Joke of the Day
"Whaddya call a large lizard in a trench coat? an investigator."
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"I saw a homeless guy masturbating on the bus the other day... *Where does he get off!?* -**Hampton Yount**"
"I'm giving up spellcheck for Lant"
"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"
"Whitney Houston May Not Have Had The Last Word! But I know She Had The Last Line!!"
"Where do you find the Bible in a library? ""Fiction""."
"Yo mama joke Yo mama`s so hairy, she grows afros on her nipples"
"Jared likes his subs like he likes his kids. 6 and 12."
"So. Like. We're all just gonna ignore the rapture that's supposed to happen?"
"I heard the Boston Marathon wasn't very good this year... No one really blew away the competition."