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Joke of the Day

"Met a girl recently. Her ex was named terry. Made a bad joke and just like the Oregon Trail my game died from dysentery."

"Want proof advertising works? I just bought a Goodyear blimp."

"Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!"

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."

"A manual RT is like saying ""Hey check out this guy, but keep looking at my face. Please...don't ever stop looking at my face..."""

"Why isn't Hungary's capital city called ""Very"""

"Archimedes law of bathing When your body immersed in water, the phone rings"

"What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you? He'll have Nunavut"

"Mom: Wear your jeans! There are too many mosquitoes outside. Feminist daughter: Don't teach me what not to wear. Teach the mosquitoes how not to bite."

"I think I've found the cure for AIDS. It was in the bathroom cabinet after all."