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Joke of the Day

"Dogs are tough!! Been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who's a good boy!"

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"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."
"Gonna pay my grandma $100 to slip ""Syrian Refugee 1 and 2"" onto the Thanksgiving seating chart to piss off my uncles."
"There was a professional hockey player that had to go to an away game, but he couldn't take his dog along with him. He got 2 minutes for boarding."
"I don't get why people are so obsessed with anti-matter It doesn't even matter"
"To the women who keeps waking me up at 3AM by pounding on my door: I'm not letting you out."
"This tweet is made from 100% recycled characters."
"[in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*"
"Sar-Chasm (noun) When you're joking, but everyone thinks you're being serious, you've fallen into the sar-chasm."
"why did the chicken cross the road 69 ahhahaaha"