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Joke of the Day
"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."
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"Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"I have a friend with only one leg. He's been having some issues with stares."
"What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"""
"3 rings of marriage 1) Engagement Ring 2) Wedding Ring 3) SuffeRing"
"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."
"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."
"What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !"
"Your mama is so fat... She bungee jumped and went straight to hell."
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will find this funny."