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Joke of the Day

"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"

"Minnesota has 4 seasons Almost winter, winter, almost summer, and road construction."

"My pet deer was addicted to painkillers after surgery so I tried to send her to rehab..... .... but I didn't have the doe"

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round? They're wheels."

"Hallmark Card: ""I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."""

"How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants."

"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"

"Do you think the guy responsible for squirting water in NFL players' mouths has ""rehydration specialist"" listed on his LinkedIn profile?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face."