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Joke of the Day

"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"

"When I see crying children and miserable parents- I run to the bathroom, crush up my birth control, and snort it."

"What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!"

"Why is it impossible to mistake a penis for a vagina? Because there's a vas deference."

"Whats The Difference.... ... Between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."

"People who eat ass have a shitty taste in sex"

"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."

"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"