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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to think that my exes see me as ""the one who got away,"" but it's probably more like ""the one who got away from the police."""

"I want anarchy Because my keyboard is missing one."

"If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes"

"Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food"

"A windmill asked me for an autograph... I said ""You must be a big fan"""

"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."

"Which French novelist looked like a scrotum? Balzac"

"[REQUEST] Ancient Jokes Historians, archeologists and others please to submit jokes/wit/humor from far back, like dark ages and even BCE. the idea is to determine how long can a joke still be funny."

"What is the difference between Jared Fogel before prison, and Jared now? Before prison he was paid to eat footlongs."

"What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use more lube!"