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Joke of the Day
"*whispers to businessman sleeping next to me on bus* Sleep tight precious angel"
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"What is Chalah before it's baked? Judo"
"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"
"Once I had a dog... Once I had a dog name Marlboro who didn't have any legs. Sometimes I'd take him out and we'd go for a drag"
"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.L Then it dawned on me."
"Knock knock... Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (Wait for inevitable groans) Courtesy of my boss, lover of lame jokes."
"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."
"How can you tell if your girlfriend is getting fat? She fits into your wife's clothes"
"I like my coffee like my women.. Ice cold and overly expensive."
"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"