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Joke of the Day

"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"

"Why do they eat snails in France? They don't like fastfood"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window"

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"

"*Full parking lot* Me: IF THERE IS A GOD, FIND ME A SPOT AND I WILL BECOME RELIGIOUS! *spot opens up* Me: NEVER MIND, I FOUND ONE!"

"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"Poor Will... He gets fired at a lot."

"What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at-large!"

"Presently poking others but your poke is important to me. Please stay online and your pokes will be returned in the order they were received. Approximate wait time is five minutes."

"You want people to leave you alone? Carry a clip board and try to make eye contact."