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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"
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"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
"A good education is pretty important, but I think being good looking might be more importanter."
"What do you call a burning Bible? Holy smokes."
"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"
"Costco is a great place to go if you want to shop for 15 minutes and then stand in line and judge people for an hour."
"My relationship is like 2 Girls 1 Cup It started off beautifully but got shitty real quick."
"Why is your nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."
"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"
"Pupil: Sir would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!"