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Joke of the Day

"I just got invited to a Game of Thrones themed wedding I think those bastards are going try to kill everyone"

"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."

"i guess my favorite book would haveta be ""being and nothingness""... i was halfway done before i even started reading."

"Why can't gay people play poker? Because they can't keep a straight face."

"What do you get if you chop off Trump's hand? A Trump stump!"

"Why do men float? 'Cause they're all scum."

"Invisible man married invisible woman.......Their kids were nothing to look at either!!"

"Strong Winds by Gail Force"

"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"

"Don't post negative things here Electrons"