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Joke of the Day

"Overheard from a 14 year old: Why does Donald Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can pole vault"

"You know how when you're a kid you think your dad is Superman.. Then you grow up and realize that he's just a drunk with a cape."

"Whew, good thing there's a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we'd be in real trouble."

"How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries"

"Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1 Karl Marx: 0"

"What do you call an Indian with a question? Curry-osity"

"I once had a dog, that no matter what I tried to teach him, he only ever learned the the command ""shake"". He had Barkinson's disease."

"I left my girlfriend because her orgasms were too brief. I just could not accept her shortcomings."

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"