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Joke of the Day
"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"
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"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"Someone asked me why I only date terminal cancer patients... They asked if I did it to show them love during their waning months, which is a nice thought. But I'm really just bad with commitment."
"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"Blow job vs. Mount Everest What does getting a blow job from a 70 year old woman and jumping down from Mount Everest have in common? You don't dare to look down, but you feel the rush."
"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"
"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"
"How am I supposed to make great life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next?"
"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"