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Joke of the Day

"I felt I was overcharged by a prostitute, so I cut off the end of her foot.... ... When I was finally arrested, they charged me with Grand Theft Whore Toe"

"What do you call a chef who's stingy with herbs? PARSLEYMONIOUS"

"Because they need to bring young people to the church, insiders say the front runner for Pope is Seth MacFarlane."

"I named my son Kidding Me so whenever people say ""Are you kidding me"" he has to say yes. This is a bad joke thanks for your time"

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"How do you call people that are always squinting at you? Asians"

"*flips table* YO WHO CALLED THEM EXPIRATION DATES INSTEAD OF SPOILER ALERTS"

"If Trump Becomes President the rates of people getting fired per day will increase exponentially."

"Wanna heare a joke about potassium? K"