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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."

"People are writing condolences on my Grandma's Facebook that sound more like Yelp reviews of her. Great woman, very loving, 5/5 stars"

"I tried Haggis for the first time today... It tasted offal!"

"What do cannibal parents tell their kids when they become picky eaters? Eat the vegetables"

"A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation."

"The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3m reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you need to do is provide your name, address, date of birth, bank details and mother's maiden name."

"1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky."

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"women's Rights"