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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"I haven't swam competitively since I was a sperm."

"God made the world in 7 days... and the rest Made In China"

"Q: Why is a room full of married people empty? A: There isn't a single person in it."

"""Pick a card, any card, make sure you memorize it, now put it back with the rest"": me, with my wife at the Hallmark Store on Valentine's Day"

"What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant"

"Did you hear about the guy who gave Jesus bad directions? He went to hell, but at least he turned a prophet!"

"What do you call a japanese homeless guy? Tokyo Drifter"

"Why was 1 all salty? Someone told him it was 2's day."

"Why did Hitler kill himself? . . . . He saw his gas bill."