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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."
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"Do you ever just stop and think about how snowmen standing out in the snow is like humans standing outside while it rains bits of flesh"
"My penis has a warning label... It says ""Warning! Choking hazard...small parts."""
"I'd rather watch a 3D video of my conception than watch one episode of The Real Housewives."
"My dad is a mortician I hear people are dying to get into that field"
"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"
"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."
"Where did the one legged waitress work? IHOP"
"If you can't love the one you want, love someone who looks like them and just squint a lot."
"Did you hear about the mushroom? He was a fungi."