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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried to eat your own watch? Well it's very time consuming."
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"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."
"Keanu Reeves, sure, but then Keanu comes back a rittle bit rater."
"How do you kill a one legged Fox? Make him run across Canada"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."
"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."
"don't feel too bad for people with chronic amnesia. they can watch Breaking Bad for the first time over and over."
"Why do jihadists drink instant coffee? Because they hate the French press"
"I took my orchestra onto a train one day The conductor was rubbish"