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Joke of the Day

"My Paul walker joke What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?? ""Dunn Walking!!!"

"How do you know your daughter's a slut? Because you never kiss her goodnight."

"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"

"Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times"

"Did you know cats can jump higher than houses? This is because houses don't."

"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."

"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""

"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"

"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"How are puppet shows and politics similar? They are both a bunch of silly characters yapping at each other with someone else's hands up their asses."