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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"

"What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ? Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner"

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"

"So the other day I tried to bring 2 dead raccoons on an airplane... but the lady at the desk told me a second carrion costs extra."

"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"

"Chuck Norris tries this at home."

"A rapist a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer!"

"Approximately how many cows does it take to stock a grocery store with beef? Most of them won't even show up to work, but if you can get them there, two should be able to handle the job."