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Joke of the Day

"Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale""."

"Equality. Why is it that a girl with big boobs can work at hooters, but a guy with one leg can't work at I-HOP?"

"A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash... He decided to get a Provolone."

"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"

"I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me."

"Whats the difference between pink and purple??? Your grip!!!"

"""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet."

"The least offensive joke ever. The french military."

"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."

"Don't confuse a Morning Person with a Middle Aged Bladder Person."