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"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? Taste..."
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"A man goes to a bar with his autistic girlfrien, what happens next is mindblowing... Really guys ? Again ? This is the 3rd clickbait joke today"
"I have a great story to tell u. ""Why don't u just go write a book"" Wow, that's- ""Don't u dare say it-"" a novel idea. ""I'm moving out"""
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"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero"
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"Do you brush your teeth without making a mess like in the commercials? Because I usually look like I have minty fresh rabies...."