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Joke of the Day

"What's a balloon's favorite genre of music? Pop."

"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""

"The emailer who threatened LA schools claims to be ""a Muslim extremist."" That's like a student signing his report card ""Timmy's Dad."""

"I found an ant in the men's restroom. Why an Aunt? I can understand why an Uncle would be in there."

"A logician had a baby... When her parents asked if it was a boy or girl she replied,""Yes."" Edit: changed logistician to logician."

"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""

"When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs? Donate them to the salivation army ^^I'llseemyselfout"

"what do you call 4 mexicans in a sinking boat? quatro cinqo ^im sorry"

"My wife is weird... She begins every conversation with ""Were you even listening to me?"""

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."