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Joke of the Day

"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."

"Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player? Because he's a switch hitter"

"Greatest Joke on all of Reddit Is this subreddit"

"Did you hear what the Feds found at Jared Fogle's home? A five year old footlong."

"That good buddy on Facebook who likes your status because nobody else will."

"A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester."

"the guy in charge of namimg the bagpipes definitly just took one look at it and gave up"

"What if God is gay and created Adam as a lover but Adam was straight and said ""no way God."" Then God got all pissed and created suffering?"

"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"

"Toasts are like parents... If they are black, you have nothing to eat"