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Joke of the Day

"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."

"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."

"How do you know that Abraham Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple."

"Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit? About two hours."

"What did the grape say when I stepped on it? Nothing, but it gave up a little whine."

"I'm sorry, I don't find you arousing. No hard feelings."

"The difference between a tea bag and England The tea bag stays longer in the cup."

"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."

"Didja hear about this new rum for the LGBT market - Morgan Le Fay? It's 150 broof."

"Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!"