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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Cinderella good at sports? Because her coach was a pumpkin"
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"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"
"The letter n always has to be the centre of attention."
"There's a petition urging Bill Cosby to change his name to Cuz Billbe Cuz Bill be a rapist, of course ..."
"How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell."
"The Seventh Sense: ""I can smell dead people."""
"Cashier: ""Sir, the toilet paper you're buying goes on sale tomorrow."" ""COOL, I'LL CHECK WITH MY FAMILY TO SEE IF THEY CAN HOLD IT IN."""
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
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