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Joke of the Day

"The first thing I'm going to do when I'm rich is buy an airline flight for everyone who works at the DMV and then delay the flight forever."

"If Cookie Monster was going to eat a country, what country would he eat? Viet-nom-nom-nom-nom"

"My kids don't believe that before video games, we used to have to go out and buy a hedgehog, paint it blue, then give it cocaine."

"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"

"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."

"Fact: A lot of women turn into good drivers. Lesson: If you're a good driver, watch out for women who are turning."

"The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table."

"Why don't black people sleep well? Because we killed the only one with a dream"

"Yo momma is so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."

"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"