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Joke of the Day
"If Cookie Monster was going to eat a country, what country would he eat? Viet-nom-nom-nom-nom"
Next Joke
"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"How do you tell if Donald Trump is in your house? I sas Donald Trump today in my house, he had a gun."
"Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer. Justice: A decision in your favor."
"Some days, my only goal that seems attainable is dying in a way so spectacular they name a new piece of protective legislation after me."
"I play Jenga on the first date... so she knows my pull out games strong"
"Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says, ""do you know how to drive this thing?"
"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"
"How do you circumcise a Hill-Billy? You kick his sister in the jaw."
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""