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Joke of the Day
"You So ugly.. Local restaurant band you from coming in You can only take Togo orders.."
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"What do you call a homosexuals hand when he masturbates? What do you call a homosexuals palm when he masturbates? His right-hand man....."
"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."
"I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them."
"Why can a woman never be a good DJ? They will never listen to Logic or Reason."
"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."
"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""
"*In the elevator* Guy: Good morning ladies. You two going down? Me: No. We're just friends Guy: ...."
"I hate people who say 'Age is just a number' Age is clearly a word."
"How I traveled around the world without spending a nickel. I paid in dimes."