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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an online correspondence with a transvestite? She-mail."
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"How do they keep track of books at the sausage library? The Andouille Decimal System"
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"Hi, I'm hosting a party with dinner & drinks on Friday 14th Feb for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't cum let me know."
"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."
"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"
"Friend: Bro, those were sick fireworks! Sorry about your eye, but I think the ER may be busy. Me: No worries, my wife made reservations."
"Did you hear about the Greek philosopher who overdosed on drugs? He was a *myth*anphetamine user."
"A grasshopper hops into a bar... The bartender sees him and says ""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper looks up and says, ""You have a drink named Murray?"""
"What's the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!"