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Joke of the Day
"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"
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"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."
"Why did the boy throw a clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly."
"Why did the chicken cross the stage? To get to the other aside!"
"Your life flashes before your eyes right before you die. It takes an average of 70-80 years."
"What do you call a fish who went to medical school? A sTurgeon"
"How do you make stupid children? I don't know, ask your parents."
"New study reveals that women actually make better archaeologist. They're always digging up old shit."
"Today the world has lost a great leader who ruled with an iron fist. Mrs.Brady you will be missed... (some guy named Fidel Castro died too)"
"[Pilot intercom] Me: ""Hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. Not to cause alarm but the pilot has passed out and I lied a lot on my resume."""