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Joke of the Day

"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"Decided to plant some marijuana seeds in my vegetable garden hoping I could come up with some dope beets."

"What do you call a man with a toe on his knee? Tony"

"Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."

"What do you call a nosy pepper? A pepper that gets jalapeno business!"

"Stop it guys, there's no such thing as Canadian English. We just say ""free healthcare"" more and ""supersized"" less."

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being dark."

"If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders... And the population of Canada."