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Joke of the Day

"On this day in history, Cocoa Puffs were invented about 3 hours after that rabbit finally got his hands on a bowl of Trix."

"Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel."

"""Time heals all wounds ;)"" - Rattlesnakes"

"It's hotter than A Nazi oven in the summer."

"Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die."

"[Brings a snowball to a work meeting and tosses it at boss] I'm not trying to disprove the theory of global warming I just don't like you."

"Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one... His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters."

"I laughed in r/funny"

"Me : I wanna go home Boss: where's your dedication? Me : I left it at home can I go get it ?"

"Whenever I confront the messy baker I'm always walking on eggshells."