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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person with no nose or body? Nobody nose!"

"If Obama said If President Obama said he was in favor of oxygen, republicans would suffocate themselves."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field"

"I fake the art of fainting so well my favorite restaurant now refers to me as ""Low Blood Sugar Girl"" while rushing my limp body to a table."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender"

"Well, they warned me that I'd go blind if I kept doing that... Sitting too close to the TV."

"You are the toothpaste to my orange juice."

"[DARK HUMOUR] What do you call a fat baby? Quite a mouthful."

"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children"" and thought to myself, ""Sounds like a fair trade."""

"What are you called if you are paid to be a thing? A pro-noun!"