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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."
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"Yo mama's so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese."
"What do you call someone who serves smelly drinks? a Fartender"
"An entire generation does not know what the hell is happening when a movie pans over to a wall calendar and the pages magically fly away."
"Women always complain about periods. Talk to me when ovaries become supersensitive, hang in a thin sac and you accidentally sit on them."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"
"I showed up later to dinner yesterday because I was baking a turkey. I'm the turkey. Il see myself to the kitchen table."
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was outstanding in his field."
"I spilled water on my computer. 0/10. 10/10 with rice."
"How cute would it be if park rangers had tiny handcuffs for raccoons that steal campers' food?"