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Joke of the Day
"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."
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"What did the bathtub say to the toilet? I get a lot of ass but I don't take no shit"
"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
"What do nails like to do on the weekend? Get hammered."
"I waited a long time for my testicles to descend When one finally did I had an inaugural ball"
"Saw this a while back There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those that understand binary and those who do not."
"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."
"Homophobia is stupid. Who the hell is afraid of homes."
"I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing. I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."
"a tv show where a group of friends just text each other but never hang out"