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Joke of the Day
"You know, I really liked the rule of Nero. Rome was pretty lit at the time."
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"LPT: If a sexy hot girl adds you on Facebook... REJECT HIM!!!"
"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."
"Definition of anxiety: half of the time you're worried about the other half of the time."
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan"
"What goes vroom rrt... vroom rrt... vroom rrt... A blond at a flashing red light."
"If Hillary wins, I'm moving to... Benghazi. At least I know there, she'll leave me alone"
"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"
"Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT."
"Someone once told me my best features were my smile and personality If I don't have a mouth I'm fucked"