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Joke of the Day

"Symphony of puns i never let my kids listen to jazz or classical music... Too much sax or violins can only lead to treble!"

"What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean It's see-worthy"

"Well, well, well... If it isn't the lesson I should've learned by now."

"A chemist walks into a bar... Chemist: Do you have any Sodium Hypobromite? Bartender: NaBrO"

"What blood type does a man with bad spelling have? Typo"

"Last week I fought for a woman's honor Apparently she wanted to keep it."

"Twitter birth control: airfare"

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"Two deer walk into a gay bar... 1 hour later they leave and one says to the other, ""damn I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in that place"""

"Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?? It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots."