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Joke of the Day

"What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination? ""Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Dont be silly, feminists cant change anything."

"What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein? No whey Jose."

"I can't hear out of my ear... It's really EAR-itating"

"So there was this guy who flew so close to the sun he was able to touch it in exactly one spot... ...after that, he was a real tangent."

"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""

"What's the difference between a feminist and a computer? You can punch information into a computer."

"Knock knock Heisenberg Knock knock Who's there I am the one who knocks I am the one who knocks who You know exactly who I am say my name Heisenberg You're goddamn right."

"If a vampire bites his tongue, does his tongue become a vampire? Tongpire?"

"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."