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Joke of the Day

"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?"

"I'm Torn on the Issue of Abortion.... On one hand, I support it because it is killing babies. On the other hand, it gives women a choice. Credit goes where credit's due, /u/DJ-Salinger"

"Joke Q: Why do Jews like watching dirty movies backwards? A: Because they like the part were prostitute gives the money back!"

"I tried to download an ATV. But it was a bit Buggy."

"What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam."

"What did one gay sperm say to the other? ""How am I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?"""

"When the pilot says, ""This is your captain speaking,"" I like to brush the hair from his eyes and whisper, ""This is your passenger listening"""

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"What do you call an Inbred cow? A sandwich!"