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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road? He was rushin'"
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"How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act? A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked? A: Yes HIRED!"
"Thank you student loans, for helping me get through college. I am forever in your debt."
"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"Monorail joke I love making jokes about monorails, they make the best one-liners!"
"Just ate the last slice of pizza and I wish there was more. Suddenly all of Taylor Swifts songs make sense to me."
"My entire life is just a test To see whether I'll commit suicide or homicide first."
"What is a white supremacist's favorite dessert? Cake Cake Cake"
"Did you hear about the ghost who got a vasectomy? He had phantom loads."