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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS! AM I BEING DETAINED?"
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"Whats 1+0? Babies"
"Did you hear about the Christmas Party in San Bernadino? It was wild. A Muslim couple showed up and put 14 presents six feet under the Christmas Tree."
"What's the best truck in Norway? The Fjord F150."
"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."
"Harambe and Cecil the Lion walk into a bar Bartender asks, ""What'll you have?"" They respond, ""Two shots, please."""
"Mario: I killed all your turtle troops.Bowser: Turtle what?Mario: All the turtles that work for you.Bowser: What turtles?Mario: Uh oh..."
"[NSFW] Why do the things Donald Trump says always sound fishy? Melania needs to douche."
"I picked up an ice cream cake & the cashier said keep it in the freezer until serving so it doesn't melt. I've got to start dressing smarter"
"Did you hear about the obese woman who got a job at a bank? She was a four-chin teller."