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Joke of the Day
"If all of Ireland sank, what part of it wouldn't? County Cork"
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"*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*"
"Last night I overheard a punchline, but didn't hear the preceding joke. The punchline is inside, you tell me the joke. Bruce Jenner's cat"
"Today seems like a good day to wash my hair and take 10 selfies wearing 10 different shirts so I can pretend I look human on a regular basis"
"What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? You know she'll swallow."
"This girl said ""she didn't know how I would take it..."" So I figured if anything I'd just give it back."
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"What starts with an F and ends in ""uck""? Fuck"