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Joke of the Day
"I love plants. They are the only living things that do not run away from me."
Next Joke
"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...drunk. (Now tell me yours)"
"Why does superman have balls of steel? I wouldn't know, i don't know the canon that well"
"i've dated so many tools i could open a home depot"
"Chinese girls number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"You know you are old when... You need a viagra first before having sex"
"What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair."
"How do you know tickle me Elmo is male? Because before he leaves the factory they give him two test tickles."
"I told my paralyzed girlfriend I was leaving her... She couldn't stand to see me go..."