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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler like Jewish wivern's? Because they're a dragon the state"
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"""President Clinton, can you respond to rumors of renewed infidelity?"" The only woman in my life is my darling *squints at notecard* Hitlery"
"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"
"Do you think all Asians look alike? Are you Chris Chen? No, I'm Daniel Hsu. Do you think all Asians look alike or something? No, I mean, do you believe in Jesus?"
"Today I got chased by a thief trying to steal my wallet.. I managed to get away, but he definitely gave me a good run for my money!"
"What's the cheapest concert you can go to? 50 cent feat. Nickelback."
"What did the Frenchman yell on the roller coaster? Yes!"
"Trying to write a racist joke. But it is impossible since this huge nigger is looking at me and sees every word i wri...assfnj fasd"
"A Photon checks in at an airline front counter. Agent says... Sir, do you have any checked baggage?' Photon replies, 'No, I'm travelling light.'"
"I overheard my girlfriend on the phone to her bff saying she wants to get engaged on Valentine's Day. I hope she finds someone nice."