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Joke of the Day

"How do I raise my kids? Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it?"

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"Your shirt is a little small. No, I am to big."
"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"
"I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor... Then I thought of all the training."
"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."
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"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."