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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach? A barffalo"

"Knock knock Who's there? I smell a map. I smell a map who? Gross."

"Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad Dressing"

"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"

"A man walks into a bar That doesn't make cent"

"Why did the fence get busted for having stolen goods? Because it got grassed up by the lawn."

"I call my dick Little Ceasers. It's hot and ready but it tastes like shit."

"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"

"Did you know those round bales of hay you still see in fields were outlawed? Yep. The cows weren't getting a square meal. **Great road trip jokenever gets old* ^(to ^me)"

"I've bought drinks for guys and not as an equality thing but because when I'm drunk I forget that money is real."