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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar.. One says to the other: ""I can't believe I just blew 40 bucks in there."""

"Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?"

"Computers manufacturer is considering changing the command ""Press Any Key"" to ""Press Return Key"" because of the flood of calls asking where the ""Any"" key is."

"Some folks say if you go into a Halloween store late at night, you can see the ghosts of the Blockbuster employees who used to work there."

"A DJ that's a cat! So cute! But you know what's not cute? *clicks to next slide* Our reliance on rapidly depleting fossil fuels."

"What happened when Cinderella got to the ball? She choked."

"Accidentally watched a few minutes of The Bachelor and now I can't remember a single state capitol."

"Donald Trump just announced Mike Pence to be his Running Mate. If Hillary wants to one up Trump in that regard, her running mate should be Mike Tuppence."

"[Jail] INMATE: I killed a guy. SCOOBY DOO VILLAIN: I got caught trying to haunt an old warehouse by a bunch of teenagers and a talking dog."

"I Sir Ender declare war on ... wait wait we surrender"