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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog get when he multiplied 497 by 684? The wrong answer."
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"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
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"What did 0 say to 8? Why's your belt so tight bruh?"
"""I'll be a dentist. Then they'll love me."" ""We're terrified of dentists."" ""I'll kill a lion!"" ""It was a beloved lion with a name."" ""Dammit."""
"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"
"Two silkworms were in a race. They ended up in a tie."
"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."
"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"