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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell a friend their breath stinks without being rude? ""I'm bored, let's brush our teeth!"""

"What do you call an airplane's cockpit if it's staffed by female pilots? The Box Office."

"I don't even know how to read a digital clock I can only tell the time on the ones with the hands"

"How do you get to Oktoberfest? Follow the lederhosen."

"The ex just asked me how can one have a soulmate if one has no soul? Wonder which of us he was referring to?"

"My boss asked me to send him the funniest joke i've got.... ...I sent him a picture of my paycheck"

"Frogs always look like they just found out there's no free Wi-Fi."

"Why can't Cinderella play soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."

"I swear if anyone makes fun of Mike Tyson... I'll whoop their ath!"