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Joke of the Day

"When Kelis sang about her milkshake bringing all the boys to the yard... ...do you suppose she was referring to her dairy-ere?"

"Whats the difference between My computer and Paul Walker? I give a Fuck when my computer crashes"

"BOSS: I suspect one of you wrongly uses nouns as verbs. Everyone turns around and stairs at me."

"Identity theft is the most diabolical way someone can compliment you on doing a good job at life."

"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"

"My dad is my inspiration ...cause you never know when it's gonna hit you EDIT: missed a word"

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? He kneaded a poo."

"Lightly used fish tank for sale on eBay. Does not contain three goldfish ghosts."

"My plan to disappoint everyone I've ever known is exceeding my expectations."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."