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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for the holiday photo! I can't believe your little girls are already unhappy, overweight teenagers!"

"What's the mean difference between normal sex and the act of necrophilia a. 16C b. 18C c. 20C"

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"

"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""

"In honor of the Million Muslim March... What do you get when you add a million lesbians to the Million Man March? Two million people that don't do dick."

"If Twitter has taught me anything it's that the best career choice is divorce lawyer."

"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."

"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."

"I'm at my most British when the Benny Hill theme song plays while I'm half naked & being chased by my TC's wife who found me in his closet."