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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual Norse monarchs? The bikings."

"Your an idiot. -You're. What? -You're not your. But I said it. I didn't type it. We're talking. -Yeah but I heard the typo. You're an idiot."

"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."

"A joke my religion teacher told to our class Roses are red, Violets are blue-ish, If it wasn't for Jesus, We all would be Jewish!"

"How to get rid of crabs First, shave off half your pubes. Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife."

"What's a programmer's favorite drug? Codeine."

"Saw a hitchhiker holding a sign Anywhere But Here' So I swerved, hit him. Now he's in a ditch. Hope that's ok, he wasn't really specific."

"What's the difference between a 10 year old and a stripper? .... you better fuqing know you sick fuck!"

"Some dude was bragging about his brother being a navy seal and it's like...I don't care what colour he is, why is your brother a seal"

"Watch out for black ice I rode a bike over some black ice. I slipped and fell off, and when I looked up, my bike was gone."